Everybody needs Gold Fronts. Seriously.

YouTube Preview ImageNYC!!!??? Next time I’m around your way I’m headed straight to Fulton for some GOLD FRONTS!! For more tom foolery head over to The Kid America Club. And don’t forget to grab ya’ fronts.

Internet Vices: Let’s All Get Wasted [infographic]

Bookface, Twitspace, Mybook. Social Media, for some people is like drugs. Even though it won’t have you on the strip turning tricks for tweets, a comparison between the two is long over due. Illustrator Patrick Moberg rounded up all the major pimps and players in the social networking game and pairs them with illicit real world substances. Hilarious. Seriously.  [Read more...]

From Jamaica: ‘Nobody Canna Cross It’ RMX [video]

YouTube Preview ImageAfter 3 days of no power on the East side of ATL, I was more than happy to find this morning dose of tom-foolery. The last video from yard that was this awesome was Jamaican Slap-Chop. Meet Clifton ‘Twang’ Brown. He’s here to tell you only the bus can swim (across the river). Nobody else canna cross it—it’s only who can understand it can cross it. Start your day with that.

Do you Ebay while under the influence? If so read on.

It doesn’t get any better than this. The Official issue KISS Mini Coopers are on deck. And this is the type of tom-foolery Drunk EBay Bidding Dreams are made of. Pull up to the party in one of these joints and it’s a WRAP! You’re not leaving by yourself. Because owning an Official KISS Mini Cooper = Automatic Crazytime of Biblical proportions!  What are you waiting on? Go for the gusto right [HERE]. BID! BID! BID! DAMN! Just got out bid! More pics after the jump. [Read more...]

Goblin… The Street Reviews

You know we couldn’t let the weekend sneak up without a little Wolf Gang Tom-Foolery! With half of the innanets still throwing salt on some young brothas coming, another band of young brothas decided to call on the streets of NYC for some really unadulterated and unbiased reviews of… [Read more...]

NSFW: Mr. Ghetto – Wally World (The Walmart Rap)

Consumer spending is on the rise now that they got Osama. NoW LETS KEEP (nola) BOUNCIN’! s/o TWBE and that dude Steve Powers! This just made Friday morning so much mobetta! [Read more...]

Meet the Face of ATL’s New (misspelling) Vandal Squad

Seriously? Before you hit the jump, take a look at the lines above and below the hotline number. According to the wikigods, grafitti is supposed to be spelled… graffiti. Nice. Atlanta’s first one man anti graffiti taskforce doesn’t know how to spell GRAFFITI. Not a good look for the first month on the job. Just in case you haven’t seen it… here’s your Atlanta Taskforce tax dollars hard at work. [Read more...]